What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Hahaha

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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