Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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book 'em danno

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Black people stink of shite!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Anti Joke

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