Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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