Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Penis.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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