Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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And more;

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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derp

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