hey John will you make some copies

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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