The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

A black guy gets a job...

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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