- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

THE GAME

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Bags of delicious poop.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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