Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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