- Anti Joke

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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