Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Bumsniffer

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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