- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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