What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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A black man has a job.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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Anti Joke

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