- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

baby seal walks into a club

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Ain't idn't a word.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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