- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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