What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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The WNBA

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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