- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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