A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Apple juice.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Justin Bieber

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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