- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

How high is a Chinaman

Guess what? The Game.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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