What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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xavier stop

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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