There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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knock knock come in!

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Illumati Confirmed

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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