What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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