A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Sarah Palin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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