why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Jayden Eccles

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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Anti Joke

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