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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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