Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Mitt Romney

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

a horse walks into a blender ow

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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