What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

whats white and sticky glue

Womens' sports

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

My friend harris is fat.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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