Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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