why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Why was the gay guy sad?

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Republicans

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Anti Joke

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