Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

What do you call a black man? Black

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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