How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Rick santorum

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Racial equality.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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no

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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guest what i love pancakes

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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