Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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12 in general

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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