what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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