- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

How would you rule?

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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