womens rights

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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