Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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