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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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