- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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