- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

oooh look a banshee

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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