why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Jake. Walsh.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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AIDS

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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