Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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