- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

The WNBA

Gay Rights

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

womens rights

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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