- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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