- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

I <3 Hitler

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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