Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Neither have I

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Christianity

Knock knock What?

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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