your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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