A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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