- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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