Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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