- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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