- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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