Guess what. Chicken butt.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Do u take sugar?

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

A man... walks.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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