Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

You just read this ..

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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