- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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