What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

bryden is a faggot

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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