What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Fart

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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balls

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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drugs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Tunechi

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Samraj.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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