Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Because she has down's syndrome

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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What the hell are you doing?

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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