- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

What is White over Black? Society.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Religion.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

This is not a joke

The Braves win the N.L. east

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

A baby seal walks into a club.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??