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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Chuck Norris Dies.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

CRY

A ginger was with his friends

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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