- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

There's a god, just kidding.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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