How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

how may i help you

falling didnt make the difference

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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