- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Your Mother

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Tunechi

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

im gey

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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