how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Women drivers...

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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