Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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your mom died.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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420

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Brad Fuller!

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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