- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

roses are red. violets are violet...

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Your existance.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

penus

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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