hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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whats 69+2? 71

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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