- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

i have to pee out my ass.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

brock has small hands for a small job

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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