why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Women's Rights

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