- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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