- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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