- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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