Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Michel Moor on a die...

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

whats worse than school? Summer school

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

The MLS

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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