Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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