,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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why dont they make black forks

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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