- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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